Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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