Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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