god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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