Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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