when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
