Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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