dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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