No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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