i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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