I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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