i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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