North Korea, Best Korea!
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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