do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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