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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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