haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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