He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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