Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm passing your future prison.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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