If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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