i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I party with great urgency now.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Randomize
