there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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