So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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