Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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