So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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