fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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