Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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