when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
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I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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