Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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