The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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