I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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