3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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