At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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