i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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