you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Randomize
