i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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