some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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