farters have to be the big spoon...
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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