Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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