We're facebook friends in real life
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
