Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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