I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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