my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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