woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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