she was so not down for the gang bang
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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