Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I think a kid would responsible me up
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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