3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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