I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.