I love black thongs
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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