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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.

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  oh fuck your right

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.

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  and what did he say?

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  there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.

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  Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold

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• (917): View more from New York City

  currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?

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