We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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