I wish I only lived at night.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
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Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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