The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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