Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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