Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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