I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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