Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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